I finally got my hands on some Batter Blaster. When the internet first told me about this shit I couldn’t believe it, fucking pancake batter in a bottle. This shit is fucking organic too! I copped it at Whole Foods, they keep them in the refrigeration aisle. Batter Blaster is cute cause you get to shoot it on the pan but that’s for kids. I wanted to spray this shit in my deep fryer for some real magic. These are the results.
The dynamic duo
this is my first attempt. It failed because the batter blaster shoots out in a stream so it turns into funnel cake, not so much pancake.
made a triple stack and poured syrup on top
At this point I began to debate if it was really worth it. But then I thought of Grocery and his loss to the MacChicken. I wasn’t going to let some bitch ass pancakes take me out the game so I bossed the fuck up and manned that shit
Over all the batter itself was kind of good but the problem with the pancakes was so much grease. Shit was hella oily. I was thinking maybe I should mix water into the batter so that slows the oil from penetrating the pancakes so much but I don’t know how well that would work.
Would I do this again? FUCK NO. My stomach is kind of on smash right now and I had to pound some antioxidants to help me feel better. Salad is a necessary after that shit. I basically ate a heart attack, but I’m glad I did it.