Introducing the Patrick Swayze Signature Series Cookware Collection.
You’re seeing this amazing small appliance here first, directly from my dude Matt’s kitchen.
With the turn of a (pretty nasty) knob you can adjust the microwave’s power from low to high based on Patrick’s past movie characters.
He’s throwing a Halloween party tomorrow night and costumes are required. Yes, it’s April but Matt could give a fuck less because he’s got a Patrick Swayze microwave.