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July 26, 2010

Picked up a pound of pig stomach on sunday. I got it prepared thinking that they just meant cleaned. I’d never actually cooked it myself because I knew you had to clean the shit out of it so I never bothered. Little did I know that when they said prepared they actually meant cooked. Dude pulls the stomach out of a vat that they had a whole bunch of them simmering away all morning in. That made my day a whole lot easier. (more…)


I made some ribs

July 12, 2010

They looked like this

And they were fucking delicious. We did three racks, two with my rub that I came up with for shoulder and another with my homie Kyle’s.  Basically took  Alton Brown’s version of the Texas Crutch that he has for braised ribs but did it up on the grill. We probably should have pulled them off the grill half an hour earlier but I let it ride for 3 hours since we had some heat fluctuations. Really need to get a legit thermostat for my grill.  The ribs were over a bit, the bones were just falling the fuck out. People like that shit but thats over cooked, you want the meat to pull off the bone.

The best part of this method though is the fucking sauce you make with the juices that collect in the foil, that is the whole reason I fuck with it. That shit is awesome.

next time I’m gonna fuck with some bourbon ribs from a recipe in Smoke & Spice


July 4, 2010

bacon, minced pork skin, queso fresco, smoked jalapeno cream, fuck your life….no really, fuck your shit. this is how I roll


Las Tinajas

June 19, 2010

I’ve been sick since friday, ate some foul chicken that had me all fucked up and dehydrated. By saturday morning I’d dropped 6lbs. As I was in pretty dire need of food so I decided to walk into this Nicaraguan restaurant, Las Tinajas, on like mission at 20th. I’d walked by it plenty of times but never fucked with it.

Ordered the “Las Tinajas” combo plate and the mountain of food pictured above is what they gave me. Seeing as how I hadn’t eaten in a few days and my stomach was still pretty tender I only got about a third of the way through the plate. Anymore and I’m sure I would have taken a shit right there in the middle of the restaurant.

The plate consists of beef, pork, rice & beans, fried cheese, plantains, fried plantains, and some coleslaw/salad hybrid. I think the brick of deep fried cheese is really asshole in this plate, I barely ate any of it, it’s just so much of a fucking gut bomb that I couldn’t handle taking the whole thing down.

A Storm Is Brewing

May 27, 2010

This is what I’m working on setting up right now, it’s going to be epic as fuck

I Want This

May 24, 2010

Saw this over on MissionMission and now I’m wondering why I haven’t tried Good Foods bbq yet. I knew about dude but damn I didn’t know they had it like that. I’m gonna have to holler at the Eliminator. I’m never really in a rush to try any bay area bbq because that it’s typically weak as shit. Shouts to Gorilla in Pacifica though, they are the best spot in the bay that I’ve had so far. I need to fuck with the Alemany Farmers Market again soon, last time I was down there El Huarache Loco had the game on lock. Maybe next weekend I’ll ride to the darkside of the Bernal and fuck with it.


April 16, 2010

Hey are you a lazy piece of shit who enjoys consuming bullshit because some fucking dickhead decided to sell it to you via your lying robot box of plastic dreams?  Well guess what shit for brains, Stouffers now has a microwavable toasted sub for you to shove into you fucking face. Impossible you say? Wipe the hot pocket cum stains off your greasy lips and listen to the magic! (more…)

Gonzales Market

April 2, 2010

Gonzales Market

Last month I went to Texas for SXSW and since flying into San Antonio cost me 52 bucks that’s where I landed. I decided to take a little bbq roadtrip during the drive to Austin. I usually don’t get to do this because my wife is vegetarian and eating sides at meat castles sucks. Anyways I Google map the shit and expect to hit Gonzales and Lockhart. The problem was my iphone put me on these retarded ass backroads with fucking prehistoric speedlimits of 30mph. Texas state troopers know I can’t drive that slow so I had to abandon the iphone and just take whatever the fuck streets I thought were the fastest way my shitty rental blasting death metal can get me to some small ass town I’d never been too.

I get to Gonzales later than intended and begin to reconsider my plans for Lockhart as I still have to get to austin in time to get my wristband, eat, pound beers and see my first rap show of the week. Figured fuck it, lets do the combo plate of ribs, brisket, cheese potatoes, mac & cheese and the finest beer they had: Tecate.
Combo Plate
The fucking brisket ended up being the best part. That shit was actually pretty fucking banging, super flavorful and a decent amount of smoke. I like super heavy smoke but this was tasty as shit. The ribs though, man that shit sucked. I don’t know if they had been sitting out or what but the motherfuckers were overcooked, dry as shit and took longer to chew than they were worth. Sucks because I had high hopes for this joint. The sauce was served in bottles at the table which was nice because I hate when they dump that shit on your plate. Sauce was alright, not spicy enough for me, fortunately there was some hot sauce there too so I rocked it to a perfect ratio.
I smashed the macaroni and potatoes then jetted as I was really trying to hit Kruez in time so that I could still see some rap in Austin. Unfortunately I didn’t count of traffic due to south Texas winds of shit so that got scrapped. In the end my Texas bbq roadtrip consisted of one place with awesome brisket and shitty ass ribs.

Fuck it, there is always next year.


March 26, 2010

Oops just realized I posted this on the wrong site, was suppose to go on but you know what fuck it, I’ll leave this up because all of these rappers are amazing.

While this was going on I was around the corner watching this


January 21, 2010

I like eating biscuits and a while back I was craving them and ribs so last sunday I got together with some friends to do a little hee haw ass southern brunch. We did it up proper with two kinds of ribs, smoked country ham, mac & cheese, potato salad, biscuits, corn pudding, bread pudding, collards, apple pie and some bullshit ass hummus that a korean brought for no goddamn reason. Anyways this post isn’t about that, this is about biscuits. I really wanted some southern style biscuits and wanted to figure out how to make them super flaky and fluffy. (more…)