Archive for the ‘Recipes’ Category

My White Castle Turducken (Updated)

February 27, 2010

I’ve been talking shit about this for a while but finally decided to create this masterpiece.



Cereal Beer Challenge

October 26, 2009

So this month my homebrew club decided to kickoff a Iron Chef style bracket competition to see who could feature non-traditional brewing ingredients in a beer.  Of course the ingredients were a secret and we have to produce the beer at the next club meeting in November.  I was all over this shit.


My challenge: generic Fruity Pebbles (more…)

Bacon Beer

March 26, 2009

I’m back on the bacon hype train with this one; a homebrewed and bacon-infused bourbon smoked porter.  


Fucking A.


Winter Pork Tenderloin

March 1, 2009

There’s something really comforting about hearty foods in the Winter. Last time I was at the farmer’s market I came across a really good deal on a whole pork loin from a regional farm. I decided to go all out and marinate the loin in Anchor Steam Christmas Ale that I had left over and some Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce. I divided the loin in two and placed everything in a zip lock bag and put it in the fridge for 24 hours. 


Roasted Garlic Gravy

December 26, 2008

My wife is a vegetarian and holiday dinner’s usually suck for her. Her sister in-law isn’t the wisest and as a result she ends up with fucking mashed potatoes, corn and shitty mushroom gravy out of a can. This year we didn’t want to visit anyone for this bullshit jesus day(I’m trying to get that shit out of my life completely) instead we stayed home and I decided to boss up with a vegetarian meal. In doing so I found a recipe for some roasted garlic gravy and tried it. I was kind of amazed at myself at how well this turned out. (more…)

Tamale Day

December 7, 2008

Oh man I don’t give a fuck about the holidays. Christmas is worthless jesus shit for kids, thanksgiving is a celebration of bullshit too. This time of year just sucks because my tv wants to sell me on snowglobes full of lies. The only thing I actually like about the holidays is fucking Tamale Day, it’s the best shit in the world. I don’t know how you can go wrong with it. Get your friends together, a lot of beer, masa and multiple tubs of pork fat. How can that not be a success? (more…)


April 18, 2008

I have never made bunuelos but after watching this I fucking want too

Bunuelos are basically fried bread with a mixture of sugar and cinnamon sprinkled on top. (more…)

Your Hummus Sucks

March 20, 2008


A few years ago my employer held a cocktail hour at Mihalis Chophouse.  The event took place immediately after one of our big company events and it was supposed to be a show of gratitude for all of the hard work we put in that year.  So I stood around drinking free cognacs for a while and noticed some of the employees grazing on appetizers.  After a quick look at the menu I ordered the hummus plate because I wasn’t paying for shit. (more…)

Baklava and Honey Ice Cream

March 6, 2008


My streak of delicious ice cream continues with this latest combo. (more…)

Fig and Balsamic Vinegar Ice Cream

March 5, 2008


This motherfucker is tasty! (more…)